Yes, yes this is it. The monstrosity itself. Alright, I'll admit, other than the color it's pretty. But I decided that instead of uselessly large lingerie, what I really needed was something to make my short skirts longer. So I chopped off the lace top to use in later projects, and used the bottom as such.
Whoopsies! Haha, here's a better picture that doesn't show as much of my chicken legs.
Shortly after this picture was taken, I was struck by a terrible sickness called BOREDOM.
Then, this idea came about: